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Not Just for Your Baby's Bottom


Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico are major players in the American oil industry, with huge reserves and plenty of oil rigs. You might logically assume, then, that the first commercial oil well in the United States was drilled somewhere in the Lone Star State, the Sooner State, or the Land of Enchantment.

It wasn’t.

The first commercial oil well was drilled in 1859 by Edwin Drake near Titusville, Pennsylvania. Known as Drake’s Well, it helped launch the American petroleum industry.

So, this story is about Drake.

It’s not.

It’s about Gus.

Robert Augustus “Gus” Chesebrough was a Brooklyn-born chemist. While visiting the Pennsylvania oil fields, he became interested in  a  strange bi-product turning up around the new drilling operations.

It was a gooey substance the oil workers called rod wax. The roughnecks were using it on cuts, burns, and irritated skin.

Gus saw possibilities.

He brought some of the stuff back to Brooklyn, where he began experimenting with it. Eventually, he figured out how to purify and refine it into something he called petroleum jelly.

Then he gave it a name that would become considerably more famous:

Vaseline.

But Gus had a problem.

People weren't exactly lining up to smear petroleum byproduct on themselves.

So Chesebrough took his product on the road.

He would set up public demonstrations and sometimes deliberately burn himself with acid or an open flame. Then he would apply Vaseline to the injury.

It was a rather dramatic way of saying:

“See? This stuff works.”

Apparently, it worked as advertising, too.

Word spread, and Vaseline became increasingly popular.

End of story.

Not yet.

Wait…

Remember Mary Poppins?

In the 1964 Disney film, Julie Andrews sings the famous song:

“A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.”

Well, Gus had his own version of the medicine routine.

He was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to eat a spoonful of it every day. He credited the habit with helping him live a long life.

Gus retired in 1909.

He died in 1933 at 96.

Whether petroleum jelly had anything to do with that is another question entirely.

Meanwhile, Vaseline was still going strong—and eventually became part of a $3.1 billion acquisition.

PBJ anyone?

 

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